greetings:

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need

(via fourfinick)

Fun fact: my dad got arrested at 2am this morning because Merseyside police decided it was better to arrest him for no reason and disturb everyone in the house than to just put a calling card through the letterbox to advise he got in contact with a particular member of Greater Manchester police. If it wasn’t completely ridiculous and a waste of time on all accounts it would be almost funny.

j-groffy:

treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

(via danyhaim)

cisandhetphobia:

*points to favorite character* bisexual

*fandom crying loudly* no…stop……theyre not….they either homogay or heterostraight…..please don’t….

*points to favorite character again* love that bisexual

(Source: cisandhetphobia, via hoechlins)

theroguefeminist:

muhfuckanevalovedus:

It’s hilariously disgusting that water is a commodity 

You can own water now

FUCK THAT WATER IS FOR EVERYONE 

WATER FUCKING SUSTAINS LIFE AND WE HAVE THESE OLD ASS WHITE PEOPLE LITERALLY BUYING THE SHIT AND WITHHOLDING IT FROM PEOPLE

WHAT A JOKE

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(Source: ignorntatheist, via presidentjohnkennedy)